Category Archives: dating

Against Flowers

Posted on May 10, 2018 by

One of my deepest, oldest, most cherished and firmly-held feminist beliefs is that flowers are fucking bullshit. Flowers are a tool of the patriarchy, to render men bumbling, useless fools and women placid receivers of meaningless tokens. Consider the transaction … Continue reading →

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On Speed Dating

Posted on February 27, 2016 by

I went Speed Dating this week. I utilized the services of this company. The event’s location was moved the morning of. I left my apartment half an hour before the event. I noticed I felt very nervous during the cab … Continue reading →

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If Reid Duke Were Your Boyfriend

Posted on May 11, 2015 by

Inspired by The Toast’s series If Reid Duke were your boyfriend, you would tousle his long hair when he stretched in the mornings, and he would sheepishly say, “It’s getting too long. I really need to make time to get … Continue reading →

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