Once upon a midday sunny, while I pondered nothing funny,
Over many a quaint and curious man page of forgotten lore—
While I angered, nearly snapping, suddenly there came a bad ping,
As if LVS was napping, napping though it knew the score.
“’Tis just upstart,” I muttered, “napping; i’ll give it what for—
sudo service keepalived restart.”
Clear, Simple, and Wrong 
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